Photo by raquel raclette on Unsplash Beware, O Mortals, for this is no ordinary lollipop. You shall find no strawberry or blueberry flavoring here. Nay, this lollipop is the Toe of Satan! ‘Twas dragged from this pits of hell itself (Satan wasn’t pleased, to be honest) and infused with the hottest of chili extracts. Many foolish and brave heroes have attempted the Toe of Satan challenge, but few have succeeded. Some have even counted the Toe among their unique gifts, foisting the challenge upon their loved ones. You can imagine how the Toe must taste, O Mortal, but you shall never know unless you attempt the challenge yourself. Assert Your Dominance With Unique Gifts Anyone can bring a fruit basket to a birthday party. But not you. Nay, you will assert your dominance with unique gifts. You do not concern yourself with the trifles of the earthly realm. Bring the Toe to the party and cement your reputation as the ultimate gift-giver. You shall be the Reigning M...
