Introducing Dirty White Trash

Listen, we all love white trash, right? It’s not exactly a secret, so we might as well say it. If you’re looking for something fun and delicious, there’s nothing better than grabbing a handful of white trash. Or is there? Now, the same people who brought you white trash are proud to introduce dirty white trash, the trash that brings a little something extra.

Dirty White Trash

White trash is a classic, and we definitely love a classic. Why else would we sell nuts for a living? It’s certainly not because we find the puns delightful. Anyway, the point is that we love white trash. Its crisp cereals, pretzels, and pecans are coated in confectioner’s sugar for that perfect blend of salty and sweet. Dirty white trash does that extra thing that white trash won’t do. You know the thing we’re talking about. It’s milk chocolate, of course. Dirty white trash is just like regular white trash with a drizzle of chocolate for that extra sweetness you crave.

Comes in Its Own Trash Bag

We’re not fancy over here. We sell nuts, after all. We don’t try to be something that we’re not, and neither does dirty white trash. It’s why we get along so well. Of course, dirty white trash can look fancy if you put it in a shiny tin, but you can also just get a bag of dirty white trash for the road. Nothing’s stopping you. Once you roll up to a party with dirty white trash, nobody’s going to expect anything fancy, anyway.

Bring Your Dirty White Trash

Speaking of parties, there are lots of places where you can bring your sweet and salty companion. Dirty white trash loves to party, but you can also keep your trash at home. If you really want to catch some attention, why not send your kid to school with some dirty white trash? Or you can keep the trash all to yourself. It’s up to you. And hey, since Valentine’s Day is on its way, dirty white trash would love to be your Valentine. Unlike certain people, it won’t let you down.

Get Your Own

Ready for the taste of dirty white trash? You can get your own through Try My Nuts today. There’s nothing wrong with loving white trash. In fact, we think it’s a sign of superior taste. Plus, at least you know what you want and don’t try to hide it. Take a look at Try My Nuts and get to know some trash.

Not Your Mama's Snack Attack

Where do you put those gifts you don’t want? Come on, admit it - you’ve got a regifting closet or shelf stuffed with vases, shower and bath sets, loofahs, spoon holders, and scarves and hats you don’t like. And just like anything else that misbehaves, gifts do too - that’s why we put them in time out until we can figure out what to do with them. Consider the ugly sweaters you’ll wear - over your dead body. We all have well-intentioned loved ones and office workers who wouldn’t leave us out for the world come holiday time. The problem is, how well do they know us? How could they possibly pick out something special? And for that matter, how can we pick out something for someone we hardly know? We can’t - that’s the problem... which brings us to the solution. Let’s face it: not everyone shares our tastes and vice versa. What to do? Send food! Comfort food! Snacks. Ah, but what kind of snacks? We’re talking Try My Nuts, of course. We take the fear out of gift-giving every singl...

New Releases at Try My Nuts

We all like to try something new, right? And what about when your favorites are back in stock after being out of commission for a while? Well, we have good news. We have lots of new releases at Try My Nuts . Some are brand-new, and some are old favorites back from hiatus. Ready? Cool. Then let's see what's new. I Like Big Nuts and I Cannot Lie Do you like big nuts as much as we do? What's not to love, right? Big nuts give you bigger flavor, a bigger texture experience, and an overall great snack. That's not to say that we discriminate against small nuts, of course. We love nuts of all sizes. Sometimes, though, you just want to put some big nuts in your mouth. Enter XL Virginia salted peanuts from Try My Nuts. These are some pretty big nuts. They bring lots of flavor with each nut, and they come with the traditional salty nut taste. Plus, the XL Virginia salted peanuts come in 40 oz containers, so you can eat all the nuts your heart desires. Butt Munch and Butta ...

All the Best in Delicious Gift-Giving

They were the worst of nuts; they were the best of nuts. They were drugstore nuts; they were Try My Nuts. So you don't know what to give a friend? A coworker? The boss? You are nut alone. Some people are difficult to buy for. It's a universal problem, trying to figure out what someone else likes, what they can use, what they won't re-gift. After all, you are buying for them, not their friends, right? Perhaps we can help. Make a list of things that are important to that person. Does that person like horses? Antique furniture? Classic cars? Sorry, we can't help with that. We can, however, help with munchies. And not just any munchies, but the kind you remember long after the last nibble is gone. The kind that makes you want to take the box and hide it under your shirt, sneak into the closet, and eat the whole thing. Who says you can't find that kind of gift? You can here at Try My Nuts. Here are a few of the no-fail selections: A Taste of Gourmet Gift Basket For t...