Warning: These Mistakes Will Destroy Your Nuts

Do you ever really stop to think about your nuts? Do you give them the consideration that they deserve? We do. Actually, we’re beyond focused on nuts. Nuts deserve our respect, after all. They may look small and unassuming, but they do a lot. That’s why it’s important to avoid these nut-based mistakes.

Crushing Nuts

Not everyone wants crushed nuts. You should never crush your nuts -- unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, go for it. If you are into that sort of thing, go ahead and skip this paragraph. If you’d rather avoid crushed nuts, read on. Now, if you don’t want to crush your nuts, it’s important to protect those nuts. First, ask yourself how firm your nuts are. Some nuts are firmer than others and require a little less protection than the rest. A lot of nuts are quite soft, though, and while there’s nothing wrong with that, those nuts will definitely need some extra protection. If you find that you’re working with soft nuts, make sure that you store them properly. Metal tins work great for soft nuts. You should also be careful about how you handle those nuts. For example, don’t just toss them into the back of your car. Set them down gently.

Going Nuts on the Heat

Now, we love hot nuts. We add heat to our nuts all the time. Who among us hasn’t spent a weekend with some nuts and a bit of Carolina reaper powder? Maybe you haven’t done that since college, but if you still go nuts for the heat, make sure that you know how to cool down afterwards. Here’s a hint: water usually doesn’t help. Try some milk or a piece of bread instead. You’ll thank us later.

The Wrong Nut Source

Did you get your nuts from the wrong source? Well, it’s never too late to get some new nuts. When it comes to nuts, you always want quality and variety. If you’ve been dealing with boring, bland, or just unsatisfactory nuts, then it’s time to make a change. We’re here to help you make that change.

Want to Try My Nuts?

Looking for some better nuts? Then we’ve got you covered. Here at Try My Nuts, we’ve got all of the variety you could possibly need. We’ve got sweet nuts, spicy nuts, salty nuts, and every kind of nut you could imagine. Take a look at your nutty options over at Try My Nuts. Once you try these nuts, you’ll never go back.

We Have Snacks for Your Online Finals

So you finally nailed this online school thing. You've stopped accidentally unmuting yourself at the worst times. You've settled into a schedule without the help of a physical classroom. You embraced pajama bottoms even more than you would have anyway, you learned how to drown out your family's nonsense, and you even picked out some great quarantine snacks. But just when you've finally got the hang of virtual school, you realize that exam season is just around the corner. Whether you're dealing with midterms or finals, we're here to help. First, the American Revolutionary War ended in 1783. You're welcome. Second, we have the quarantine snacks you need to power yourself through your studies. Best Quarantine Snacks for Finals and Midterms What makes the best quarantine snacks for studying? We used a very scientific process (i.e., we ate a lot of snacks) to figure it out. Here's what we came up with. Portable First of all, you want something that

This Situation Calls for Nuts

Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash This situation calls for nuts. “What situation?” you ask. It doesn’t matter. Pick a situation. Any event can be a great time for some nut gifts. Unless the recipient is allergic to nuts (and you should always ask), then nutty gifts make the best gifts. Any time you need to liven up the party, then you can always feel free to Try My Nuts. In the meantime, let’s take a closer look at some situations that need more nuts. Birthdays Happy birthday! Now go nuts ! What better message is there to send on a loved one’s birthday? You know, the best thing about nut gifts on birthdays is that nuts work for any age group. Turning 24? 50? 78? Try My Nuts! The recipient can share their nuts or hog them all. Either way, you’ll be the birthday hero with the best gift. Holidays Nuts work for any holiday. Need something to bring to the office Christmas party? Or something to bring to your brother’s house? Nut gifts will get the job done. Ever

Here Are 8 Sarcastic Snacks Because We've All Gotten A Little Snarky These Days

It’s no secret that we enjoy a little snark with our snacks . Nuts come with all sorts of tongue-in-cheek humor opportunities, and life’s too short to pretend that you don’t like puns. Well, this year has taken everyone’s sarcasm up a notch, because when the going gets tough, the tough use dark humor as a questionable coping mechanism. Anyway, if you’re feeling a little extra snarky and/or sarcastic, then these snacks are for you. Enjoy. 1. Here, Have A Stack Of Dee’s Nuts Hey, you want some of Dee’s Nuts? They make great snacks when you want to break up the monotony of quarantine. If you’re tired of your usual chips and pretzels, then Dee’s Nuts are here to help you make the most of things. Have you ever tried banana pudding flavored nuts? How about ranch peanuts? No? Well, there’s a first time for everything, so why not make your first time happen with Dee’s Nuts? You’ll remember it forever. 2. “You Suck” Mints Say What We’re All Thinking About 2020 Remembe