What to Do When Your Nuts are Crabby

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Have you ever woken up with crabby nuts? We have. As a matter of fact, we’ve done it more than once. Now, when your nuts are crabby, you’ve got to treat them right. Not sure what to do? That’s okay. We’ve come up with a few ideas. Here are some things you can do for even the crabbiest of nuts.

Take Your Nuts for a Walk

If your nuts are crabby, maybe a nice walk will help. Take those nuts for a stroll around the park. Introduce them to a few people. Give those nuts some fresh air. A little bit of fresh air and sunshine can do crabby nuts some good. Are those nuts still crabby after a walk? Well, then it’s time to move on to something else.

Give Your Nuts a Break

Hey, maybe those crabby nuts just need a break, you know? We could all use a break every now and then. Give those nuts the break that they deserve. Keep your nuts at home. Store them in a cool, dry place. It’s like self care, but it’s for nuts. Don’t put a face mask on your crabby nuts, though. That would just be weird, and it wouldn’t make them taste very good.

Let Your Nuts Have Some Fun

If your nuts don’t want a break, then maybe they just need some room to breathe. In that case, take your nuts out to party. Who doesn’t love nuts at a party? Even crabby nuts will be a big hit. Sometimes, nuts just want a chance to be in the spotlight. The snack table is the perfect spot.

Eat ‘Em

Are your nuts still crabby after all of that fun and relaxation? Well, that’s because they’re supposed to be that way. Crabby Nuts are Virginia peanuts coated in the best seafood seasoning. Nobody can resist the spice of these nuts. If you find yourself with some Crabby Nuts, then just go ahead and pop them in your mouth. It’s the only logical response.

Crabby Nuts

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This Situation Calls for Nuts

Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash This situation calls for nuts. “What situation?” you ask. It doesn’t matter. Pick a situation. Any event can be a great time for some nut gifts. Unless the recipient is allergic to nuts (and you should always ask), then nutty gifts make the best gifts. Any time you need to liven up the party, then you can always feel free to Try My Nuts. In the meantime, let’s take a closer look at some situations that need more nuts. Birthdays Happy birthday! Now go nuts ! What better message is there to send on a loved one’s birthday? You know, the best thing about nut gifts on birthdays is that nuts work for any age group. Turning 24? 50? 78? Try My Nuts! The recipient can share their nuts or hog them all. Either way, you’ll be the birthday hero with the best gift. Holidays Nuts work for any holiday. Need something to bring to the office Christmas party? Or something to bring to your brother’s house? Nut gifts will get the job done. Ever

For All the Nuts at the Family Reunion

Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash So you're in charge of the snacks at the family reunion. It could be worse. You could be in charge of the seating chart, or the location, or making sure that your brother doesn't talk politics with Uncle Frank. Instead, you're in charge of the snacks. You got off easy, friend. In fact, we're about to make it even easier for you. Instead of ordering snacks from a bunch of different locations, why not treat the whole family to some delicious nuts . What's Your Flavor? When you need nuts for the nuts in your family, there's no better source than Try My Nuts . Whatever your family's snack preferences, we've got what you need to make everybody happy. For the family members who like to have some spice in their lives, we've got everything from Carolina Reaper Peanuts to Honey Roasted Chipotle Cashews. For those who would rather have a salty mix, our Deluxe Mixed Nuts give you a great choice. And for those wh

And Now In Other News: Cashews You Can Use

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